I Got German Citizenship! (And you can, too)

Plus, how vegans survive in the land of jamón

There he is, sports fans. Germany’s latest Deutscher.

(The new, precise German in me would be remiss if I didn’t point out that technically I am not Germany’s latest Deutscher since this picture is over two weeks old and there were plenty of people getting citizenship right after me, let alone over the past couple of weeks.)

I started sharing the news pub…