1) Seaweed is 100% absolutely disgusting to step on. And when the fellow from my Octopus Teacher swam through those kelp forests, I was certain something terrible would happen to him.

2) Couldn't agree more about cigarette smoke. Would I prefer people think I'm a serial killer over a smoker? It's a close call.

3) On the other hand, it grosses me the fuck out. Love sentences that cut to the chase!

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